One minute I'm putting him in time out, the next I'm on the floor laughing

Jackson has this crazy idea that he needs to get up at 5:30. 5:30 A.M.! Are you getting what I'm saying? This. Is. Insanity. Especially, when I have been up since 1 A.M. working on homework. You may be thinking, instead of blogging, I should take this time to do school work so that maybe, just maybe I won't be up until 1 in the morning! Well, my friends, if I did that you wouldn't be able to read about my ornery, independent, fun loving little boy's antics.

Wednesday, I was holding Jackson and I noticed he had a little dirt on him. I thought it had been a few days since he last had a bath, but I didn't really worry about.
Thursday comes, the boy still hasn't had a bath. I am a busy mother, taking classes...don't judge me:) Anyway, I walked into my room where Jackson is because I heard him rummaging around. This is never a good thing. This time was no exception. I really should have had my camera to document it. He was putting lotion all over his face, legs, knees, arms...you get the picture. Only this wasn't just any lotion. It was my self-tanning lotion!!! That is why he looked so dirty! We headed straight for the bathtub.

Friday morning, Barry's phone starts ringing a little after six. He's getting ready for work, and I'm still trying to sleep before Jackson wakes up. I yell at him, "WHO IS CALLING YOU THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING?!!" He looks at me, slightly confused and says, "you are." We just start laughing! We know who the culprit is...sure enough, he was sitting on the couch in the living room holding my phone in his hand. Hilarious!